Blogger's Block

I thought that when I started writing this blog that I would be able to write one blog a day during the week, & take the weekends off. That way, the weekend would give me something to write about during the week if nothing happened. Well, I would think about something to say, but not have time to get to the computer. Stupid me, I wouldn't take notes down on phone & forget what I wanted to say once I got to the computer.  Yesterday, I had a great thing I wanted to write about. I was certain that there was no way I would forget about it, it was that awesome. Guess what? I totally fucking forgot. As I write this, I am trying to think of the conversation I had with my husband to try to remember, ha! My computer just froze on me after I typed "ha!". This damn thing is against me, too. My dishwasher keeps breaking my damn glasses. The baby keeps head butting me, making me bite my lip/tongue. My husband blocks me as I try to tickle his sweet meats & hits my hand in a way that it hurts. The 3 yr old keeps elbowing my boob! What's next? Is Mr. Cris going to come over & try to get me to choke on water? He does that all the time. He is a damn ninja with that shit. He hasn't done it in a while. I will have to be on the look out for the next strike...